Audition for To the New Girl From the Former Mrs.
_______: Sound Advice for My Husband's New Wife or Mistress
Saturday, April 21st, 2PM-4PM at Studio Roanoke
Auditions for the play "To the New Girl From the Former Mrs. ___________: Sound
Advice for My Husband's New Wife or Mistress"
Written by Samantha Macher
Directed by Cheryl Snodgrass
Ten women give considered advice – sometimes poignant, sometimes hilarious – to
Performance dates: June 20 - July 1, 2012
Readings will be taken from the script. Roles for 10 women available:
MIRIAM (OVER FIFTY): A Jewish grandmother finds out at
Passover that her husband has fallen in love and is getting
married to a Catholic girl he met on a business trip
FAYE (EARLY TWENTIES): The naive wife of a felon writes his new
girlfriend to ask for her engagement ring back...or else.
ZOE (TWENTIES): A young lady in a kinky relationship finds
out that there's more than one woman her town willing to
diaper a grown man.
BETHANY (THIRTIES): A "good Christian girl" discovers her
pastor husband's love for a man could threaten his
SHEILA (FORTIES): A woman who is unable to conceive her
husband's child finds out that his mistress is pregnant with
ALEXIS (FORTIES): A woman with a waning sense of self tells
her daughter's nanny that her husband's advances are all
apart of her household responsibilities.
MELANIE (THIRTIES): Wielding a meat cleaver, Melanie warns
her abusive husband's mistress to stay far, far away from
ELISSA (THIRTIES): Her husband's old flame threatened the
sanctity of her home and marriage to the point of no return.
HARRIET (OVER SIXTY): A “tough old broad” recounts the story
of her marriage to a woman in a nursing home who is in love
with her severely ailing husband.
KAREN (TWENTIES): A teacher tells the student who is sleeping
with her husband how (and why) she should make his favorite
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and we'll see if we can audition you at a different time.
Hope to see you there!
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